Harry Potter fans all know the spell Ron casted on his rat (and evil henchman for Voldemort) Scabbers trying to make him turn yellow. It goes
"Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow!"
Well, I've come up with a few more like that.
"Froggies, clovers, lima bean, turn this stupid fat rat green!"
"Smurfs, clear skies, azul in hue, turn this stupid fat rat blue!"
"Liquorice, cherries, a cardinal that's dead, turn this stupid fat rat red!"
"Skittles, leaves, a moldy dime, turn this stupid fat rat lime!"
"Puffy clouds, marshmallows, cool whip lite, turn this stupid fat rat white!"
"Pigs, cotton candy, Cosmopolitan drink, turn this stupid fat rat pink!"
"Manure, beavers, a muddy town, turn this stupid fat rat brown!"
"Tinky Winky, grapes, an angry pilot, turn this stupid fat rat violet!"
thank God you haven't re posted in a half year. evidently YOU couldn't even stand how much you suck.
ReplyDeletetip: before criticizing someone for sucking (and i do indeed suck) try not to suck yourself.
"blah blah blah cast the first stone, blah blah blah, pearls before swine, blah." - Jesus